Funny Lines in today’s News

By Dan Barber

Hillary Clinton has little to fear from Martin O’Malley

Maybe this headline is correct today... but things are starting to look up for O'Malley.

Some top Democrats are alarmed about Clinton’s readiness for a campaign

When you put all of your money on a slow horse... you're going to lose. An old children's folk song comes to mind., "The old grey mare, she ain't what she used to be."

Three years after approval, nationwide network for first responders faces challenges

"Network Authority faces challenges in planning for long-term funding and in internal controls to ensure that it operates with high ethics standards." Hopefully, ethical standards will lead on this government website.

Pope Francis has tackled a lot of tough issues. The latest? Money in politics.

A warning to politicians... When the Pope starts discussing money in politics you know that you will eventually have "hell to pay!"

New iPhone app for Capitol Hill insiders hopes to be the digital smoke-filled room

Hillary is asking, "How are your records archived to meet the public records act?" Not.

State IG report finds lapses in e-mail record-keeping at agency

That deer in the headlights look... Clinton just learned, from the news media, that she is in trouble! A sociopath or politician never believe what they are doing is wrong, until they get caught.

Bill Clinton once imagined how he’d spend his ‘golden years’

"...I could sit with her on a park bench and watch 20-year-olds go by in the first bloom of their youth..." A quote by Bill Clinton. With what we know now about a lecherous Bill Clinton, that is a disturbing vision.

Obama’s odd series of exaggerated gun claims

I'm looking forward to the day when the Washington Post changes its Pinocchio Test logo to an Obama Test logo...PERIOD!